Rik Mayall

Richard,Carlos,Lord Mayor,.....

Dawn French

Frances/Mrs. Shines,Veronica,Jackie/First Nun,.....

Jennifer Saunders

Anne,Little Sister,June,.....

Adrian Edmondson

Gordon/Bill,2nd MI5 Man/Fan,Bean,.....

Nigel Planer

Aldo Vini,Dave,Stan,.....

Robbie Coltrane

Chief of Police,Max,Gypsy/Shopkeeper,.....

Keith Allen

Mr. Bastardos/Train Guard,Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater,Kevin,.....

Daniel Peacock

Toby Thurlow,Workman 1,Godfrey,.....

Steven O'Donnell

Crazy James Fairchild/Roy,Bertoli,Geordie,.....

Serena Evans

Slammer,Landlady,Carol,.....