IF YOU CAN'T HAVE THE REAL THING— YOU DO ALL KINDS OF UNREAL THINGS.
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Jerzy Skolimowski
Kettledrum-Lownes Productions
01/09/1970 · Drama,Comedy · 1h 32m
Overview
London, England. Mike, a fifteen-year-old boy, gets a job in a bathhouse, where he meets Susan, an attractive young woman who works there as an attendant.
Cast
Jane Asher
Susan
John Moulder-Brown
Mike
Karl Michael Vogler
Gym Teacher
Christopher Sandford
Chris
Diana Dors
Bathhouse Female Client #1
Louise Martini
Beata
Erica Beer
Bathhouse Cashier
Anita Lochner
Kathy
Anne-Marie Kuster
Angie
Cheryl Hall
Red Hat Girl
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